My Sister Killed Our Dog

Melisse did her residency at Baylor College of Medicine in Houston.  The timing was really great, because Rick and I had an extra house. Technically, two extra houses.  We each owned our own homes when we met, and we bought a third one shortly after we married.

Even though Rick’s duplex was in a bad neighborhood, it was larger than my teeny, little house, so we moved into it.  I tried to sell my house for the debt, but the market had collapsed in 1985. It’s hard to believe Houston wasn’t always the robust economy it is now. Remember those days, “Staying alive til ’85”? Handing over the keys to the bank was never an option for me. Where I come from, you honor your obligations. As luck would have it, Melisse moved to Houston just when we needed a renter.  


But, our duplex kept getting burglarized.  The cutting edge neighborhood was just a little too on the edge for me.  Rick didn’t care about the frequent break ins. We didn’t have anything worth taking.  But it sort of freaked me out.  I never felt safe there. I wouldn’t stay there alone. The second time it happened, I asked the cop what we could do to prevent it from happening again.  Without hesitation, he said, get a dog.  

I called my dad, the veterinarian, and asked him, “in your professional opinion, what is the most scary, bad ass dog that is actually sweet, friendly, and loyal.”  He immediately said Rottweiler. This started our love affair with Rotties. Dad and Melisse picked out a puppy for us from a litter in Memphis and shipped him to Houston. Buck was the cutest thing you have ever seen.

At his first official vet visit in Houston, the young doctor told me that Buck had a heart murmur. That he had a hole between the ventricles of his heart.  I said you must be mistaken, my dad is a vet and he picked him out.  Turns out she was right.  Lesson learned, little girls, daddy does not always know best.

About this time, Rick’s mom died and we used his inheritance to buy a house in a better neighborhood.  I was tired of staying in a hotel every time that Rick went out of town. The new house had a much larger back yard with room for a dog run at the back of the lot.  We built a little dog door for Buck so that he could go into the garage to chill under the ceiling fan and listen to the radio we left on for him all day while we were at work.  

One weekend Rick and I both had different out of town trips. We asked Melisse to stop by while we were gone to play with the dog. Buck and Melisse went way back. She had, after all, been with Dad when they picked him out in Memphis.  Once Melisse moved to Houston, she was at our house all the time and she and Buck were tight. He recognized her car immediately and began running around in circles.  He raced through his doggie door into the garage to greet her. As she approached the side door he jumped up and put his feet against the window, fell back and was dead before he ever hit the floor.  

Luckily our next door neighbor was mowing his lawn and helped Melisse put Buck in her little sports car.  She took him to the emergency vet clinic where he was pronounced dead on arrival.  She declined the autopsy, much to my chagrin, and came home empty handed. She frantically called Dad and asked him what she should do.  He gave her the only advice there was.  Lie.

She taped a note to our door telling us that Buck was at the vet and to call her when we got home.(technically not a lie) Rick got home first.  He called her, but she didn’t answer.  A few minutes later she drove up and with a quivering  voice told him what had happened.  I came home not long afterwards, bounded in the door and asked “where’s Buck?”  

Then they told me. We all stood in the living room and cried like babies. Melisse went home and started cooking.  She came back later that night with casseroles and ice cream.  That’s what you do when there’s a death in the family.  We all knew Buck wasn’t long for this world, but none of expected it to happen like this.  We have kidded Melisse over the years that she killed our dog.  It just happened on her watch.  I miss those days when Melisse lived in Houston. When our dogs recognized her car. When we shared meals and vacations and memories and the occasional tears. We were a family. It seems like a lifetime ago.




Bitch and Ball Buster Part II

I was furious when I opened David’s present under the tree. “Melisse, look and see what is in your package from David.” Yep, two bottles of wine, one “Bitch” the other “Ball Buster.” In case there are any children reading this, I can’t repeat what I said next. Only that Melisse covered her kids’ ears and my mom rolled herself into her bedroom crying. “He said they are really good bottles of wine.” She actually knew about it.  Can you believe that?  David has always been Mom and Dad’s favorite and I had to make a split second decision. Christmas was riding on it.


I followed Mom into her bedroom. I got down on my knees so that I was at eye level with her in her wheel chair. “Mom, I beg you to stop crying and come back into the living room so the little girls can open their presents. It’s all my fault, I know he was just trying to be funny. It’s my fault, I don’t understand his sense of humor.” I wanted to vomit.

She finally stopped crying and wheeled herself back into the living room and we all finished our happy, little, family Christmas. The girls opened their American Girl dolls and assorted paraphernalia. Peace had been restored. Afterwards, Rick and I grabbed our bottles and went back to the Peabody Hotel where we were staying.  In those days I was prone to drowning my sorrows. Well, mom got one thing right, that wine did taste pretty damn good. And that was it.  The final Christmas.  Mom died the next year.






Bitch and Ball Buster Part I

When you grow up and everyone gets married and some have kids and some get divorced, holidays get complicated. Rick and I don’t have kids, so we go with the flow.  My sister, like me, is married. She has kids.  Her husband, Greg, has a sister Cheryl.  Cheryl is married and her husband probably has brothers and sisters, who may or may not be married and/or have kids. I lose count. It’s all a very complicated puzzle with many moving parts.  

We thought we had it all worked out. This is a Sloas year for Thanksgiving in Memphis. That is, until Cheryl decided to adopt a baby. Because of the baptism, Melisse had to switch Thanksgiving and Christmas. She ran it by Mom and Dad, who ran it by me.  Like I said, we’re flexible. I think this was in August.  Cheryl gave us all plenty of time to make adjustments.  The only thing is, no one thought to tell David. I guess Mom and Dad figured Melisse told him and vice versa. Oops.  As it turns out, he had some big plans to go to Las Vegas or something; I forget the details. To say the least, he was pissed.  Melisse and I received a one page all caps email telling us what low life we were.  I don’t exactly know why I was included, but hey, it was always David and “the girls”. We are part of the same collective noun. 

As fate would have it, this was our last Christmas with Mom before she died the following year. She already had had her leg amputated and was getting around in a wheel chair. David decided to boycott Christmas because of the switch and his Vegas trip, and that was OK with me. He can sometimes be a little disruptive, especially when he’s mad. I was somewhat suprised that Melisse and I both had presents from him under the tree. They were wrapped in identical packaging, you know, the collective noun thing. I opened mine first.  There were two bottles of wine, one named “Bitch” and the other one “Ball Buster” and a card that read, “Merry F%@king Christmas.”